Rollin in her stroller she's BUI
Never saw a baby that could get so high
Drinkin wine from her sippy cup
And chuggin Budwiser
She's the only baby with a 100 proof diaper
She took 12 steps before she could walk
Slurred the first words she tried to talk
Before she learned her ABC's
She knew all about X and LSD
She's a Betty Ford Baby
With a Fisher price bong
She's a Betty Ford baby
Where did we go wrong?
She loves Barney and Teletubbies
Especially after she smokes a chubby
When the roach is cashed she starts to fussin
But she can catch a buzz from Robotussin
But she's got manners; she learned to share
She sells her stash to the kids at her day care
The kids all sing Hickory Dickory Dock
But baby's out back burning up a big rock
She's a Betty Ford Baby
Yeah she's so phat
She's a Betty Ford Baby
What's wrong with that?
She got kicked out of pre-K AA
Showed up toasted on her very first day
Her career ambition just can't be beat
She wants to be the first dealer on Sesame Street
Mama's little baby loves shortnin bread
But she's rather have something to feed her head
She's trippin, she's flying, her mind is freed
Cuz Acapulco Gold is bad ass weed
She's a Betty Ford Baby
Friend of Bill W.
She's a Betty Ford Baby
What the hell can we do?
(new lyrics for 2004)
her mama is single, yeah she's a divorcee
baby uses a needle when she plays horsy
there's a brand new drug that the baby's wantin
cause last week she got hooked on Oxycontin
(c) 2001 Hidden Agenda